OH MY HOLY MOTHERFUCKING BALLS, IT'S A GODDAMN ZEBRA CLUTCHBAG, 1% ZEBRA, 99% FUCK AWESOME. I'M FUCKING SPEECHLESS AT THE SIGHT OF THIS SHIT. IT HAS A DIMENSION OF 10.6, WHICH DOESNT REALLY FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE ITS STILL AWESOME AS SHIT. IT'S A 3 WAY BITCH LIKE REAL ZEBRAS ARE WITH ITS CONFUSING STRIPES AND RIDICULOUS HOOVES. FUCK!
WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR A PIECE OF ANIMAL CLUTCH WHERE YOU PUT YOUR SHIT INTO, ITS A CUNT PUNCHING TIT LICKING SON OF A BITCH. YOU CAN TELL HOW MUCH FUCK IT GIVES TO ANYBODY WHO DOESNT NOTICE IT BY THE AMOUNT OF GRADIENCE ON ITS GRAY STRIPES, FUCK THAT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
MOTHERFUCKING DICKWEED, ITS NOT JUST A BAG WHERE YOU PUT YOUR SHIT INTO, IT'S ALSO A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION WITH ALL THE CHAINS AND FUCK WHATNOT. IT HAS 4 COMPARTMENTS BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING CASH. HOLY CRAP, I JUST CAME WITH THE THOUGHT OF HAVING THIS FOR CHRISTMAS EVEN THOUGH I WONT FUCKING USE IT.
-YOU WANT FUNCTIONS? FUCK YOU, IT CAN BE EVERYTHING YOU WANT BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ZEBRA. ITS A GODDAMN CLUTCH, SLING POUCH, AND A SHOULDER BAG THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK SO FUCKING BADASS, THAT CHUCK NORRIS WILL SHED A TEAR. ITS A FUCKING 3 IN 1 ZEBRA PRINT CLUTCH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
-ITS A FUCKING ORGANIZER CLUTCH, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS, BUT IT HAS TO BE AN AWESOME SHIT BECAUSE ITS A ZEBRA. FUCK YEAH, ZEBRAS!
-IT HAS 4 COMPARTMENTS INSIDE, 2 ARE REMOVABLE, WHERE YOU CAN PUT YOUR WHOLE SHIT APARTMENT IN TO. YOU CAN PRACTICALLY THROW A COLLEGE PARTY IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING SPACIOUS BAG.
JUST TAKE A MOTHERFUCKING LOOK
-JEEBUZZ, HOW MANY DICKS CAN A BITCH GET IF SHE USES THIS AS HER BAG. WTF MAN.
-THIS BITCH CAN ASSRAPE YOU ANYTIME IT WANTS
-HOLY FUCK, I WANT TO STICK MY COCK INTO ONE OF THIS.
Extreme advertisement, just being humorous and all. Anyways, it's one of the so many awesome items you can find at Kimshoppe. Fuck you if you don't buy one for christmas.
-YOU WANT FUNCTIONS? FUCK YOU, IT CAN BE EVERYTHING YOU WANT BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ZEBRA. ITS A GODDAMN CLUTCH, SLING POUCH, AND A SHOULDER BAG THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK SO FUCKING BADASS, THAT CHUCK NORRIS WILL SHED A TEAR. ITS A FUCKING 3 IN 1 ZEBRA PRINT CLUTCH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
-ITS A FUCKING ORGANIZER CLUTCH, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS, BUT IT HAS TO BE AN AWESOME SHIT BECAUSE ITS A ZEBRA. FUCK YEAH, ZEBRAS!
-IT HAS 4 COMPARTMENTS INSIDE, 2 ARE REMOVABLE, WHERE YOU CAN PUT YOUR WHOLE SHIT APARTMENT IN TO. YOU CAN PRACTICALLY THROW A COLLEGE PARTY IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING SPACIOUS BAG.
-JEEBUZZ, HOW MANY DICKS CAN A BITCH GET IF SHE USES THIS AS HER BAG. WTF MAN.
-THIS BITCH CAN ASSRAPE YOU ANYTIME IT WANTS
-HOLY FUCK, I WANT TO STICK MY COCK INTO ONE OF THIS.
Extreme advertisement, just being humorous and all. Anyways, it's one of the so many awesome items you can find at Kimshoppe. Fuck you if you don't buy one for christmas.
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